Tiger Woods Haiku

Think about this: If you post a missed connection ad multiple times, but are purposely vague, won’t your chances of meeting at least someone drastically increase? The answer is no; nobody answers those things, and you should learn to just talk to people. Because you have value as a person. But this is a fictitious ha-ha storytime laugh display, so Season two begins as a mysterious woman approaches Jared outside a bar, late at night…