3 minutes. 2 strangers. 1 too many wrong things said.
Written & Directed by Heath Cullens, Shot & Edited by Jesse Patch, Heath-Heath Cullens, Richard-Wali Collins
Are you a hoarder who’s often unsure of which holiday songs to listen to while you prep your biohazard home for a Yuletide celebration? Yes? You are?! Then wipe that roll of pennies and empty WD-40 can off your track pad and get to readin’ because we’ve got the guide for you. No longer will you need to wonder whether “Feliz Navidad” is a crawling through dirty diapers to find your iceberg-lettuce-garland kind of tune. (It’s not, but “All I Want For Christmas Is You” IS!)
Teach’s brightest student–check that. Teach’s ONLY bright student, the Asian-American Miki, is doing so well he’s ready to promote her to an upper-level class. But Teach is in for quite a surprise when he hears Miki’s response.
Road 2 Oddball – Denver, CO submission from Drew Miller
Have you ever been the victim of bad wait service? No more! Entitlement expert Brett Nibbles is here to remind you that waiters exist for one reason: to serve you! Remember: waiters aren’t people. You are.
Have you all seen that annoying “Rock God” Apple iPhone commercial? The one where the kid asks Siri to “Call me Rock God”? I fixed it. Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MattBinder
The National Security Agency will now gather only the finest hand-selected, domestically-sourced metadata to use against you in federal court.
