NASA finally held their press conference letting the World know about their major science finding from the ongoing exploration of Mars. But what about the stuff they didn’t say? Well, you ‘re in luck, because we have them for you here.
Have you ever wondered why you haven’t had sex in so long? It could just be a dry spell, or as Patrick Warburton (Seinfeld, The Tick) says, it could be that you’re just a sick freak who enjoys genital mashing!