By: The Attack!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? And will the prophecy come true again?
Produced, Written, Edited by Josh Covitt
Directed, Edited, Effects by Ryan Darst
Camera Adam Kauper
Graphics Joe Barry
VO Sean Roarty
Starring – Josh Covitt, Daniel Gillies, Mike McGill, Rachel Avery, Bobbie Prewitt, Jay Hathaway, and Lauren Kestenbaum
My fellow Americans, I, Hillary Clinton, am so gratified by the flood of support I received this week as I announced that I am running for president in 2016. I cannot wait to serve the American people in the Oval Office. I’m also pregnant.
Animals might find mates based on smell alone, but we humans are a little more advanced. We like to do a little window-shopping before we make our decisions and if somebody looks crazy, it ‘s pretty likely that they are crazy (case in point: Mickey Rourke, Lady Gaga, anyone on Jersey Shore). That ‘s why you ‘ve got to be careful about the way you present yourself. While guys and girls may not agree on the appeal of Jennifer Love Hewitt (girls hate her, dudes love her Hewitts), they can definitely agree on these big no-nos when it comes to the way a guy looks:
Laughter is really the best cultural exchange
The gross man in your office can’t wait to slurp beef stew out of a mug.
Please give generously to benefit those wretched souls who were born near Christmas
Tales of Titans – Episode 2