Quiznos Has Your Number

By July 22, 2009

Have you tried the new 4 dollar Quiznos torpedo? How about the 3 dollar bullet? Or the 1 dollar pellet? Have you tried the new 4 dollar Quiznos torpedo? How about the 3 dollar bullet? Or the 1 dollar pellet?

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Macklemore’s Clueless Twitter Responses to His Anti-Semitic Costume

By May 20, 2014

Macklemore’s latest round of tweets shows that when it comes to racial sensitivity he just doesn’t get it.

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Reasons I Say BRING ON THE SEQUESTER

By February 28, 2013

If Congress doesn’t reach a deal by this Friday, a “sequester” will take effect ‘cutting $85 billion from the federal budget instantaneously, with a total of $1.2 trillion over the next 10 years. “Scare-quester,” you say? Nay! I say, “Sequ-excellent!” Bring on the sequester in all its fiscally irresponsible glory! Here’s what I’m most excited about: