David Alan Grier Joins Broadway’s ‘Race’

Flatulence. Toots. Passing Wind. Butt Burp. Air Biscuit. Benchwarmer. Taint Tickler. FARTS. Some are loud and forceful, some are silent and deadly, but they are something we all experience on a daily basis. When in the comfort of your own home or when in good company you can let them rip loudly and proudly. However, farts sneak up on us often at very inconvenient times. Usually we can hold them in until we can find a safe place to release that cheek squeak, but sometimes it is hard to know where the most appropriate location to do so is. After surveying a large portion of the student body at Indiana University we have compiled a list of the 55 best places to let your stale wind blow.