Beat poet, murderer and gun lover, William Burroughs gives you some safety tips. Kimberly McBride as William Burroughs
Kimberly McBride and Allen Branch
Rachel tries to give a Halloween makeup tutorial until she is interrupted by her room mate with a shocking surprise.
Dear James Cameron, I get it. Your remake of ‘Fern Gully’ lost the Academy Award last year to your hot as fuck ex-wife. That’s a big blow to your ego, sure. And now, in some desperate attempt to remind us that you’re “cool” and “definitely a director” you’ve decided to re-release ‘Titanic’ in 3D… Granted, I will buy tix, because I’d like to reclaim some lost part of my youth, just like you! But the whole time I will be silently saying “Fuck you, Cam,” because this sucks. Just go make us Fern Gully 2, and stop re-releasing shit.
Brett goes for the gold with the world’s longest fart.
Charlie surprises Becky with a Life Debt Party to celebrate one year of being best friends, but Becky has a secret that she fears might tear them apart.
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