By: David Alan Grier
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/destinations/2009-09-09-fall-theater-must-sees_N.htm
It has recently been reported that the rapidly melting polar ice caps are decreasing the amount of gravity. With this unforeseen news, scientists ‘ projections of the future have taken a turn for the worse. What could this mean for us?
I’m not suggesting that you don’t go out and vote, that’s not what I’m saying here… Unless you hate politics, in which case, that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying. Either way, if Obama invites me to one more fake dinner party I’m going to drive into oncoming traffic.
Archival footage of legendary folk act The Brim Brushers performing Simon and Garfunkel’s “America” circa 1979. NEVER BEFORE SEEN UNEARTHED FOOTAGE The Brim Brushers are Benjamin Korman and Katy Boyle. This video, which I found in an old box in my uncle’s basement, was shot and edited by Efraim Klein.
Ryan goes back in time almost 50 years to the Medieval Renaissance, and tries not to get eaten alive by the countless danosaurs.
They’re both grizzly and a little dangerous!
Thanks to serious men like Pee Wee Herman and Mister T, America has the right attitude about drug offenders and how much time they should serve! (Just kidding.)