By: Wooden Nickel Shorts
Your weepy neighborhood Spider-Man.
Something I ‘ve wanted to do for 3 years.
Child Support Billboard Speaks the Truth
What you didn’t see in the interview. New never before seen footage.
Alana is on the prowl in Los Angeles hunting for relationship material when she crosses the path of a certified player with sex on the mind.
Somewhere between orgasms two and three, our hero interrupts his BFF while looking for a condom. What he finds doesn ‘t come close. (Not like what you ‘d find on Bedsider — http://bedsider.org/methods.)
I think I dreamt this…and we’re gonna need to blow some candles out.