Twilight Nip Slip
Edward introduces himself to Bella in the traditional Vampire fashion.
Edward introduces himself to Bella in the traditional Vampire fashion.
John Oliver thinks that Americans should still be afraid of global nuclear annihilation. You know, like we were in the good ol’ days. However, it’s not because of threats from megalomaniac unstable dictatorships like North Korea, who as recently as last Friday threatened to attack the White House and the Pentagon with a nuclear strike. It’s because of our own incompetence when handling the over 4,800 nuclear weapons we have stockpiled on U.S. soil. If you need one more issue to give you a low-level of constant anxiety in your life, watch the video below.
You got a Hot Pocket? Well that’s really, really good. Now listen to this and learn all about them. Starring: Brand Rackley (http://twitter.com/Brandsingletree) Ben Crutcher (http://twitter.com/downinthewell)
Senator John Walsh of Montana denies that he would ever plagiarize.
Every great career must come to an ‘and. ‘
PART 1. Coming out is hard. Especially when you know these people. Starring: David Craig, Anthony Apruzzese, Glenn Boozan, Sarah Burton, Caroline Cotter, Shaun Diston, Danna Friedberg, Katey Healy-Wurzburg, Will Hines, Josh Sharp, and Natasha Vaynblat
The geckos that went to space to have sex died, and this is a tribute to them.