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Merry Christmas Under Arrest

Funny Or Die December 14, 2009

From the “Not Joking at All” files:

BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. — Christmas is in serious trouble.

Boynton Beach police said a woman named Merry Christmas was arrested Sunday night on an obstruction of justice charge.

Police said officers were called to a disturbance where a large crowd was gathered in the 1600 block of Northeast First Court. Police said an officer was questioning a woman when Christmas, 44, started yelling and refused the officer’s commands to go inside.

While officers were taking Christmas into custody, Dexter Johnson shoved one of the officers away from her in an attempt to prevent the arrest, police said.

Johnson was arrested on a charge of battery on a law enforcement officer.Christmas, who was born three days after Christmas, was released with a notice to appear in court.

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ishu July 27, 2007

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I’d Rather be Naked…Good Deeds (by Carly Craig)

Carly Craig, Funny Or Die Politics April 21, 2010

A new comedy song by Carly Craig about the current status of our environment and the extreme actions she takes to do her part… Starring: Carly Craig, Andy Salamone, Meghan Cox and Gregory James -Lyrics and vocals by: Carly Craig -Music by: JustBeats (Justin Bandy) -Directed by: Nathan Skulnik -Music Producer: Mateo Messina -Mixed by: Oren Hadar

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14 Tips for Staying Fit at the Office

Brian Boone, Funny Or Die May 23, 2013

Most of us sit in front of a desk all day, typing away at a computer, which is partly to blame for our obesity crisis. But just because you’re sedentary all day, it doesn’t mean you can’t stay fit with these little exercise tricks you can do right at the office!