By: Kimberly McBride
Snoops gonna Drop it
Kimberly McBride as Snoop Dogg
Kimberly McBride
By: Kimberly McBride
Kimberly McBride as Snoop Dogg
Kimberly McBride
Cher says Tom Cruise was one of her top five lovers ever…. BREAKING NEWS: a graphic sex tape documenting their marathon night of love making has just now been leaked to the public. Cast of Characters Cher: Taryn Southern (http://www.youtube.com/user/TarynSouthern) Tom Cruise: Evan Ferrante
In loving memory of the one and only Billy Mays. I was him for Halloween once and it is my favorite costume to date. Here are the lyrics: A lot of people have been dying lately But there is one celebrity I’ll miss the most He was charming in that big fat teddy bear way Michael Jackson was the opposite of Billy Mays Yea Billy was the Chuck Norris of Salesmen Cause he could kick your Laundry’s ass and then some No Pitchman was better than him He could sell a bible to a muslim Very energetic and a bit insane It’s like he mixed up his Oxi-clean with cocaine I cried so many tears then thought to myself jeez Kleenex aren’t enough get me some Zorbeez And as I wiped my face I saw a ghost walk in And he told me, Hi Chad, it’s William ‘William Mays But, you’re not yelling at me I know, that’s because I’ve become an angel, Chad Marketing tactics are little different up here in heaven I work for God now selling Angel Wing Patch kits And then he told me how he really died It wasn’t what you think the news networks all lied He was sleeping and woke up to something foul It was Vince strangling him with a shamwow towel Billy flipped him over flat on his back (and said) True salesmen don’t beat hookers you hack But Vince broke out of Billy’s hold Snapped his neck and said I’m just not sold He walked away cackling like some sort of action movie villian And that’s how William Darrell Mays Jr. Died
“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered in the order it was received. ‘ Credits: Ashlee Toll (right) Jacquelin Holloway (left) Sue: Maria Esperanza Caller 1: Brett Udis Caller 2: Ashley Crawford Camera: Anthony Berenato Jr. Directors: Brett Udis and Robert Beamer Writer: Brett Udis Editor: Brett Udis Producers: Brett Udis and Robert Beamer
Even Lexcorp is affected by the current financial crisis.
For months, Chris Christie has been saying that his aides closed down a bridge for a traffic study. Turns out, he was telling the truth! Here is a leaked copy of the study.
A parody of the 2016 McDonald’s Super Bowl commercial