The Morning Routine
Brian's gonna' be late!
Sure, the picture below is great on its own. But this is the internet, right? Yes. And thus, the Internet has captioned it. Most were found on Tumblr, but not attributed to the original author. Whoever did in fact make them, job well done.
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One ring to transform them all.
Thanks to Hannah “Harto ‘ Hart for rejuvinating our marriage!!!!!!!! See MY DRUNK KITCHEN at: https://www.youtube.com/user/MyHarto Subscribe for new sketches EVERY MONDAY and follow us on Facebook @ http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizabethHand http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed by Andrea Kfoury http://www.mysticrow.com/ http://www.andreakfoury.com Edited by Jeff Rabinak http://www.JeffRabinak.com DP ‘d by Luke DiCola http://lukedicolaproductions.com Filmed at The Shooting Loft http://www.shootingloft.com Starring (and heavily improvised) by Eleanore Pienta (Martha) & Gianmarco Soresi (George) Crew: Jacopo Messina, JL Fragnay, and Cindy Ho Special Thanks to Edward Albee who probably would not have liked this and my parents. MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!
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