By: Funny Or Die
The new Tiger Woods ad for Accenture really get's to the point quickly.
Can't wait to see him out there with his stick and balls again!
David (Michael Sheen) is a middle class guy with middle class problems. Despite his lovely home and beautiful middle class wife (Radha Mitchell), his son Gary (Ty Simpkins) is the same, just thirty years younger. Both are looking for a way out from suburbia and all it’s trappings. One Sunday lunchtime, however, when the police come knocking… David’s world suddenly becomes even more claustrophobic.
Burning Man is infested with bugs this year and that news has helped me realize just how truly, deeply, and utterly I have no desire to attend this hell festival.
Manitowoc Minute host Charlie Berens does goat yoga real quick once minus da goats.
This was a wrestling show where Shawn Michaels dressed up as Colonel Sanders. That’s right: HBKFC.
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