By: Will Ferrell
A very special Mother's Day episode of Bitch Hunter with Will Ferrell.
February 14th can be awfully cold when the only thing you ‘re spooning is a gallon of triple-chocolate-chunk ice cream. This Valentine ‘s Day, warm your heart with the healing power of sweet destruction. Introducing Shred Your Ex ‘ scientifically engineered to help you get over your ex while turning the sorrow of your romantic past into healing warmth for real life baby animals. That ‘s right. All shreds are donated to a local animal shelter, Paws4ever, and used as litter for recently spayed and neutered kittens recovering from surgery. So, don ‘t just delete painful digital memories. Destroy them. And rest easy knowing you ‘re helping adorable kittens poop in the process.
The GOP seems to be getting desperate to find speakers for the RNC next week. So desperate that this is their most recent application to speak.
Jonathan loves three things – shorts and hi-tops, color bugs, Game of Thrones.
Colombian singer J Balvin cancelled his appearance on the Miss USA pageant following Donald Trumps racist statements against Latin Americans and Mexicans. Unfortunately, nothing shames Trump and this only made him more ignorant and hateful.
Gentrification sucks, but this tune by The Cooties does not