By: Funny Or Die
“The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.” [
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Sorry, the murderers who escaped from the maximum-security prison in upstate New York are definitely hiding in your bedroom closet waiting to kill you.
Ryan visits San Diego, where he happens upon an early Halloween costume party.
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