BREAKING CAT NEWS: Woman Dumps Cat In Garbage

In cat news, we've found the worst woman in the world. Her name is Mary Bale and she's in England. What'd she do? She threw a CAT in the garbage. And of course, since it involves a cat, there's a video of it on the internet. You can watch it on this small-time file sharing site because I refuse to post it. But here's evil wearing a sequined dress:

Yuck. I get chills just looking at that monster.
The Daily Mail caught up with Bale, giving her the chance to clear the air. She started off apologetic, saying “it was a split second of misjudgment that has got completely out of control.” Fair enough. It's almost as if she's on the path to forgiveness.
Nope, she then followed with this gem:
“I don't know what the fuss is about. It's just a cat.”
Go on…
“I did it as a joke because I thought it would be funny.”
Oh. I didn't realize we're actually dealing with a jokester here. No biggie. It's probably part of her one-woman show, “I'm The Worst.”
As always, this is Funny or Die. Your number one source for cat news.