By: Paul Scheer
THE LEAGUE: Season 2 Starts Tonight on FX @ 10:30PM after IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY ‘ ‘
NOT SURE IF YOU WILL WATCH ‘HAVE SOME QUESTIONS ‘- HERE’S A QUICK FAQ
Q: I hate football. I don’t like Fantasy Sports. I’m not watching this show. ‘
A: Wait! Not a problem. This isn’t the BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW. You don’t have to know anything about Football or Fantasy to enjoy the show (although if you do you get exactly 7% more laughs per episode). The show is more in the style of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” basically it’s just about people in their mid twenties/early thirties realizing that they are adults and not really liking that responsibility. Oh and some dick jokes too. ‘
Q: I hate the Cast. Especially you Paul Scheer.
Hey. Not Cool but also not a problem. If you don’t like the main cast, don’t worry we have plenty of amazing Guest Stars – This year we’ve had amazing guest stars like ROB HUEBEL, MARTIN STARR, LESLIE BIBB, MICHAEL HITCHCOCK, LINDSAY SLOANE, CRAIG BIERKO, JASON MANTZOUKAS, IKE BARINHOLTZ, COLTON DUNN, BRANDON JOHNSON, plus a slew of other hilarious people ‘
And NFL PLAYERS – CHAD OCHO CINCO, JOSH CRIBBS & TERRELL SUGGS ‘
But wait we even have FANTASY GURU’S – JOHN HANSEN and ADAM CAPLAN
Q: I watched the First Episode last season. I wasn’t impressed. It was nothing like my favorite show “Sabrina, The Teenage Witch.” ‘
While I agree Sabrina the Teenage Witch was a killer show, that sassy black cat was comic gold, I’d argue it wasn’t at the top of it’s game until at least 10 episodes into their 1st season. Our first season was only 6 episodes long and I think each episode we did got better and better and now we’ve really found the groove of show by the last few of last season which means this season we really hit the ground running. ‘
Q: I F*ucked Your Mom last Night.
Not a question, but yes hearing that distresses me. ‘
Q: What kind of stuff do you have for me in this season? Gremlins?
No. Unfortunately Gremlins aren’t in this season but we have Monkeys, White Knucklers, White Parties, Strippers, Bad Goatees, trips to Las Vegas, Klunberg’s Rafi-Bombs and Ninja Swords.
Q: Is this a show just for dudes?
No, we have some amazing women on this show and they aren’t just in the background saying things like, “Ugh! I hate football” or “Honey your friends are stupid”. Our women say things more like, “My kid is a dick!” – Basically we have cool couples and smart women. ‘
Can I ask you why are you so angry? ‘
Q: I think I’m just mad because someone scratched the shit out of my FORD FESTIVA. Sorry. ‘
THE LEAGUE TONIGHT ON FX – TIVO THAT SHIT!