By: Dan Abramson
If Christine O’Donnell Wrote The Constitution
As we saw this week, Delaware heartthrob Christine O'Donnell seems to lack
. To be fair, plenty of people with 4th grade educations do not know that the first amendment guarantees a separation of church and state.
But what if O'Donnell wrote the Bill of Rights? That's probably the only way she'd know them. And it'd probably look a little like this: