By: Funny Or Die
According to
, Christopher Walken makes an effort to touch base with his fan club at least once a year. (You can check out that very Fan Club
— it's a MySpace page because oh god yes.) Here's the 2004 edition.
Just a head's up. No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, it will be impossible NOT to read this in Christopher Walken's voice. So don't fight it. It's for the best.
The Jacques debate what sort of baguette is best suited to knock down mailboxes.
During a parent teacher conference for her son, a mom receives a shocking revelation…
Will Ferrell, Chris Rock, and Kevin Hart bid a fond farewell to New York Yankees legend Derek Jeter
Nathan thinks there are Ghosts in the house. He’s right, and their drunk.
Mashup by DJ Davyjones // MP3 VERSION: http://www.mediafire.com/?rjk1sbsgghhvzph // I can’t hear “Blurred Lines” without thinking of the “Sanford and Son” theme. And now, neither can you. 🙂 Most of the work in this one was speed altering and looping the Sanford theme. The Thicke audio was so sparse to begin with, all I was to do was add my new layer of Sanford audio over the released version.
Donald Trump has been thinking long and hard about who to choose as a running mate. These are his leaked notes.