By: Funny Or Die
, Christopher Walken makes an effort to touch base with his fan club at least once a year. (You can check out that very Fan Club
— it's a MySpace page because oh god yes.) Here's the 2004 edition.
Just a head's up. No matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, it will be impossible NOT to read this in Christopher Walken's voice. So don't fight it. It's for the best.