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If Pumpkins Had Feelings (These Kids Would be Monsters)

Dan Abramson
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October 28, 2010

Imagine a world where pumpkins were sentient beings. A world where all they wanted was to exist in their pumpkin society, living peacefully alongside us.

And then our children come in and snatch them up, only to mutilate them for their own pleasure. Monsters.

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