By: Max and Al
Duramax and Allison: The History of the Lodge
Oh, the lodge. The home to relaxation. Home to manhood. But more specifically? Home to
. It's pretty much everything you'd expect from a team of their stature to surround themselves with. And as you'll see below, each
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What? You think this came from some Saturday afternoon flea market? This is no ordinary bearskin rug. Oh, did you say something about lasers? Yes.
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Don’t worry. The guys didn’t kill a zebra. They’re gorgeous majestic animals. Max moonlights as a referee. And this uniform lets ’em know who’s in charge. And no, he never misses call.

“Faux” is French for “fake.” Good tip for you when you watch those late-night commercials.
Some folks keep dogs around as companions. Max and Al prefer the company of their trusty bull. Go ahead, ask him to play fetch.
Won this at a carnival ‘run by bears.
Clock
Al built this clock with precision gears and a fully boxed high strength steel frame. It doubles as his wrist-watch.