By: The_Other_Guys
The Other Guys
Blu-Ray ‘, Combo Pack & DVD on Dec 14!
By: The_Other_Guys
Blu-Ray ‘, Combo Pack & DVD on Dec 14!
Sex Advice From An Uncomfortable Guy Who’s Afraid Of Sex And Blows It Every Time
Dear James Cameron, I get it. Your remake of ‘Fern Gully’ lost the Academy Award last year to your hot as fuck ex-wife. That’s a big blow to your ego, sure. And now, in some desperate attempt to remind us that you’re “cool” and “definitely a director” you’ve decided to re-release ‘Titanic’ in 3D… Granted, I will buy tix, because I’d like to reclaim some lost part of my youth, just like you! But the whole time I will be silently saying “Fuck you, Cam,” because this sucks. Just go make us Fern Gully 2, and stop re-releasing shit.
Watch out Heidi, here comes Sir Ben Kingsely and his audition tape for Transformers 3.
I know, I know, ANOTHER rant about the decline of the Star Wars franchise? Well, yes, but also accompanied by some gnarly rejected merchandising concepts. Images retrieved from http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/questionable_rejected_star_war.php and http://www.geekologie.com/…/more_rejected_star_wars_promot.php
Finally Ben Carson’s soft and sweet voice is going to use!