Don’t Do Suicide

February 14th can be awfully cold when the only thing you ‘re spooning is a gallon of triple-chocolate-chunk ice cream. This Valentine ‘s Day, warm your heart with the healing power of sweet destruction. Introducing Shred Your Ex ‘ scientifically engineered to help you get over your ex while turning the sorrow of your romantic past into healing warmth for real life baby animals. That ‘s right. All shreds are donated to a local animal shelter, Paws4ever, and used as litter for recently spayed and neutered kittens recovering from surgery. So, don ‘t just delete painful digital memories. Destroy them. And rest easy knowing you ‘re helping adorable kittens poop in the process.