America This is (Unfortunately) Your Future

Sorry America. This Bristol Palin chyron spits the truth. (via Media Matters: http://mediamatters.org/blog/201102090010)

Sorry America. This Bristol Palin chyron spits the truth. (via Media Matters: http://mediamatters.org/blog/201102090010)
Some of us get taught how to drive by a reluctant parent. Some of us pay a disinterested stranger with a weird-smelling car. If you’re Malia Obama, the only people trained to teach you how to drive are those in the Secret Service.
After seeing photos of unhappy Britons, Tim Minchin, Rich Fulcher and Rhys Darby write blog post headlines that explain why the subjects are so upset. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T
The second amendment says every American should have tons of guns. If you care to exercise your rights hit me up for a slightly used Beretta Px4F Series 9mm. May be subject to a background check.
Recently married couple Brandon (Nate Corddry) and Lisa Caldwell (Maria Thayer) are both sex surrogates: psychologists who have sex with their clients for therapeutic purposes. As her practice blossoms and his lays flaccid, Brandon and Lisa must work to maintain a happy marriage despite their abnormal careers. Starring: Nate Corddry and Maria Thayer Written by: Lisa Paige Robinson & Brandon J. Sornberger (@brandosornbo) Directed by: Matthew Robinson (@MrMattRobinson)
Lauren Butterfield (Lauren Weedman) discusses the importance of body image – be nice to yourself fattie!
It’s Groundhog Day, and Nick Kroll, Seth Morris and Jon Daly celebrate by coming up with other predictions that Punxsutawney Phil might make. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T