By: I Heart Reading
Every Time You Watch The Jersey Shore…
America, this is the path you've chosen. Now if you'll excuse me, the cabs are here.

This image has been floating around the internets for a few days right now, and we’re not sure who to give proper credit to. Some backtracing leads us to Kelly Sutton. But a little more investigation finds this tweet by Emmerson McGinnis.
But regardless, this is gold. And a sad sad truth.