Headless Woman Died of Natural Causes

Lovely, totally accurate headline. It ‘s since been changed (weird, right?), but here ‘s the original story: http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?S=14026084

Lovely, totally accurate headline. It ‘s since been changed (weird, right?), but here ‘s the original story: http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?S=14026084
Some highlights from T.J. Miller’s takeover of the @funnyordie twitter account.
Two giants in sexting join forces on a dying format.
I went to the gym this afternoon. It was harder than usual.
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