President Obama’s President’s Day Itinerary

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8:00 am

> Good morning beej from the first lady then

back to sleep
9:00 am

> Check twitter (facebook sucks) as well

‘ ‘ ‘as ‘cat videos from Biden

> Bath time in Taft's monster tub, play-navy

Note: don't forget submarine this time
10:00 am ‘

> Brunch: bald eagle omelet with Guy Fierei
11:00 am ‘

> Farts

> Me time
12:00 pm ‘

> Sliding around the white house in socks

‘ ‘ ‘and silk robe, IT'S YOUR DAY BABY!!
1:00 pm

> Lunch: Subway with the kids

> Photo op with bums outside of Subway,

‘ ‘ ‘make up some positive stuff about the

‘ ‘ ‘economy
2:00 pm ‘

> Dominate the secret service in basketball,

‘ ‘ ‘those dudes SUCK!
3:00 pm

> Oprah, duh
4:00 pm

> Smoke sweet sweet cigarettes on White

‘ ‘ ‘House roof w/o America getting on my

‘ ‘ ‘back about it
5:00 pm

> Watch/enjoy the dozens of cat videos

‘ ‘ ‘Biden sent, check twitter followers
6:00 pm

> Cocktails with Jon Hamm AS Don Draper

‘ ‘ ‘this time
7:00 pm

> Air Force One themed live dinner theater

‘ ‘ ON ‘Air Force One
8:00 pm

> Get drunk and watch “The Patriot” with The

‘ ‘ ‘Situation in The Situation Room, reminisce

‘ ‘ ‘about when Mel Gibson wasn't such a

‘ ‘ ‘D-bag
9:00 pm ‘

> Start to get a little bummed because

‘ ‘ ‘President's Day is almost over : (
10:00 pm

> Put up Obama as Che Guevara posters

‘ ‘ ‘with my boy BANKSY!!

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