By: Sex Panther
Let’s get ready to rumble!!!
Next weekend, Sarah Palin, the self-proclaimed “Mama Grizzly of Reality TV,” has her sights set on a heavyweight title fight with fellow reality star “Pigeon Mike” Tyson to decide who is the greatest pound-for-pound train wreck on cable TV.
The comments were made during a segment that included a cameo appearance by President Barack Obama.
Obama, referencing the bulletproof vest he's required to wear, joked “this may come in handy if Dick Cheney mistakes all these pigeons for wild game!” Tyson quickly shot back “or, if Sarah Palin recognizes we're Black.”
Spokesmen for former Vice President Cheney and reality TV host/Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee have confirmed they will also be in attendance.
The $10,000 per-shot fundraiser will benefit several tea party groups throughout the state. At a press conference, Dick Nutter, a spokesmen from Buffalo's Tea Party Patriots, summed up the event's theme in the eyes of conservatives, proclaiming “Our founding fathers gave us the second amendment and our heavenly father gave us pigeons. I don't believe that was one of them coincidences.””
When asked for a response regarding the impending showdown Tyson ‘ stated “Sarah Palin, I'm coming for you. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children especially the slutty one Bristol. Praise be to Allah!”