The Greatest Internship Ever

No no no. We're not talking about Charlie Sheen's

. What is this, early March 2011? No thank you. We've all moved on to bigger and better lower ranking job opportunities. Please see below, from your future employer:

Yup. Ghostface Killah is ‘

. I have to assume this is a paid position, given cash rules everything, etc. But you never know. It's also a gig where one can work remotely, as evidenced by:

Anyway, I wanted to know more before applying, so I tweeted

with some very pressing questions. Hopefully I'll hear back shortly.