By: Rebecca Black
A sketch from Charles. Elliot’s first day on the job is, frankly, not at all what he expected. Written by and starring Charles (Chuck Armstrong & Charlie Stockman). Directed and edited by Elliot Dickerhoof. Produced by Charles and Elliot Dickerhoof. Special thanks to Alexa Binns and Cheeky, Inc.
Never allow the suspect (you) to tamper with the potential crime scene (also you). Only allow your belly to be touched by men and Republicans. The easiest way to accomplish this is to build an iron cage that ends just above your belly. Give the key to your priest. Don ‘t have a priest? Wow, you ‘re dying to go to jail, aren ‘t you, Abortia?