The Letter From Rebecca Black’s Mother Regarding Her Safety

No need to worry officer. This has all been ok ‘d.

No need to worry officer. This has all been ok ‘d.
A previously unseen episode of Dateline’s “To Catch a Predator” where despite his clever adlibs, host Chris Hansen looses all control.
Directed, Written, and Performed by Ethan Beach Shot by Steven Herzog Music: “Ballade somnif ‘re” by Winston http://winston.bandcamp.com/album/passe-temps Picture of Tom Petty courtesy of Wikimedia Commons (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Tom_Petty#/media/File:Tom_Petty_Live_in_Horsens.jpg)
We are concerned for your wellbeing tomorrow, so we made some homemade PSAs to remind you to BE SAFE. Remember, A lot of food is fun. A lot more than a lot of food is dangerous. This Thanksgiving, Please Be Responsible.
This old man sports a dashing bee beard.
Isn’t Gene a great new employee?