By: Funny Or Die
How many sentences have you written in your life?
Demetri: This is the actually the 10 millionth sentence that I have written in my life!
Which one was your favorite?
Demetri: It’s hard to choose just one favorite. But one of my favorites is definitely this one.
What are the best words in the English language?
Demetri: The best words are the ones that are whispered into your ear by the person you love (if done so in a non-threatening and non-breaking-up-with-you kind of way).
Did you have to learn cursive and if so, was it worth it?
Demetri: Yeah, I learned it. I think it was worth it. It comes in handy when I want to write something and look like it was written by an older woman.
Describe your ideal writing environment
Demetri: Tree House.
Did you REALLY write a book?
Demetri: Not only did I REALLY write it. I also REALLY complained about how much work it was while I was writing it and then managed to REALLY annoy my girlfriend when I did that.
How many pages is it?
Demetri: About 280. And that’s with no filler, baby.
And we should read this book of yours?
Demetri: I just think you should buy it. If you want to read it after that or not, that’s up to you.