Xmas In July

Round and shiny; flat and rubbery; tactile, grooved and sumptuous. But enough about areolas. Buttons are all around us and meant to be pushed in order for a thing to occur. But even though we live in 2013 and most buttons are pretty good at, you know, doing the thing they’re supposed to do, we push some more than others. A lot. And it’s not helping. The worst offenders: