Getting a Handjob vs. Fixing a Shelf: Where’s the Quote From?

• Okay! It's quiz time! Were the following quotes said while someone was fixing a shelf…or getting a hand job. Answers are at the bottom.
  “Try tightening it.”
• “What if you smoothed it out on the top?”
• “Just hold it for a second.”
• “I think you should stand on that ladder.”
• “I usually hire someone to do this.”
• “Looks like it's hanging a little to the left.”
• “You think we'll be able to wrap this up before lunch?”
• “The lady at Home Depot taught me how to do it.”
• “I'm serious about the ladder idea.”
• “Don't stand underneath me while I finish.”
• “Sorry.”
• “I know you'd rather be out with your friends right now, but your father really appreciates the help.”
• “Ouch.”
• “Just add a little screw to the end.”
• “Good thing I wore this old shirt.”
• “Use your other hand.”
• “Just think, when it's done, you won't ever have to do it again.”
• “I think I'm bleeding.”

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