By: Dan Abramson
Getting a Handjob vs. Fixing a Shelf: Where’s the Quote From?
- Okay! It's quiz time! Were the following quotes said while someone was fixing a shelf…or getting a hand job. Answers are at the bottom.
“Try tightening it.” - “What if you smoothed it out on the top?”
- “Just hold it for a second.”
- “I think you should stand on that ladder.”
- “I usually hire someone to do this.”
- “Looks like it's hanging a little to the left.”
- “You think we'll be able to wrap this up before lunch?”
- “The lady at Home Depot taught me how to do it.”
- “I'm serious about the ladder idea.”
- “Don't stand underneath me while I finish.”
- “Sorry.”
- “I know you'd rather be out with your friends right now, but your father really appreciates the help.”
- “Ouch.”
- “Just add a little screw to the end.”
- “Good thing I wore this old shirt.”
- “Use your other hand.”
- “Just think, when it's done, you won't ever have to do it again.”
- “I think I'm bleeding.”
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