Mates Vs Presents: Top 5 Tips for Becoming a Pap

5. Camouflage yourself as an Asian tourist.

4. Zoom lenses will help find every flaw. Make the investment.

3. Hang out in “celeb heavy” places. Like their bushes, kitchens, and bedrooms.

2. Get punched, make money. Like taking candy from a baby. A weirdly named celeb baby.

1. Stay anonymous. Privacy is important to everyone.