By: Funny Or Die
In an attempt to make the most of his recent scandal, Congressman Anthony Weiner has released the following statement: ‘
Tom Hanks gives thanks to Tom Hanks! Music by Nick Lutsko http://www.facebook.com/NickLutsko/?pnref=lhc Lyrics: Tom Hanks, you ‘ve stolen our hearts It was truly remarkable to see you dance on Spanish speaking TV Slow down, you ‘re eating too fast! Nobody wants to see you choke to death What we all want to know is can you still play piano with your feet? The Forrest Gump taught us to eat a lot of chocolate Apollo Creed saved the whole planet with his rocket Remind what the two of those things have in common? It ‘s Hank. The people give thanks. We gotta give thanks! Give thanks to the one and only Tom Hanks – he ‘s the only one who gives us strength So we give him all of our love
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