By: MATES VS. From Pepsi MAX
5. “Parking Ticket Booty (You So Fine)”
4. “Raw Vegan Foods Make My Bowels Swoon”
3. “Myrrh-dering for Gold, It Makes No Frankincense”
2. “Turn Off the Lights (And Your Hearing Aids)”
1. “M-M-M-My Perineum”
Part-time janitor John Ruster becomes friends with God… literally.
A new age version of the classic song you love…
Well, the Republicans took control of the Senate, giving them bicameral control of Congress. Mitch McConnell has a look in his eyes like a greedy turtle who is about to steal a nice big piece of leafy lettuce. If you’re worried about what’s going to happen to our country, please consult the following FAQ:
Is Campbell’s alibi enough to convince everyone it’s not Friday and get him off the hook?
JB Smoove came to a Mountain Dew ‘ White Out ‘ focus group and things got a little too silly for some participants.