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5. Troy Polamalu – It's like being smothered with a pillow… that sheds.
4. Cousin Fuller – One sip of soda and it's all over.
3. Henry the 8th – Because you're WAY more likable than those first six, right?
2. That weird sun-baby hybrid from Teletubbies – Not sure how he works, exactly, but chances are you're either burnt or puked on.
1. The fishes.