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Mates Vs Presents: Top 5 Ways to Make Spooning More Comfortable
5. Cut a hole in the mattress for your shoulder and arm.
4. Kick. As hard as you can. They'll get the message.
3. Wee the bed.
2. Call in a stunt double.
1. Just pay the hooker. Stop dragging this out.