By: Justin Donaldson
Comic-Con is sold out but Keith Apicary will find a way in.
Starring: Nathan Barnatt and Matty Smith
Directed & Written by: Justin Donaldson
Camera: Brad Webb
Featuring: Roger Barr
There’s no debate, DJs are very cool. In fact, you’d think that there’s no way to annoy them, but you’re wrong because there are five ways.
What’s that behind you? FEAR! Yes, fear. It’s all around us, especially right behind you. FEAR! If harnessed properly, it can be a powerful motivator. (For example: Something terrifying is behind you; run! FEAR!) But as it turns out, that’s easier said than done. The world is fraught with horrors so unimaginable and irrational that all you can do is cower in fear. REAL FEAR! Be very afraid of these gruesome nightmare scenarios that will probably happen to you based solely on flimsy anecdotal evidence.
Finally! Pester your doctor with specifics.
Are you a hoarder who’s often unsure of which holiday songs to listen to while you prep your biohazard home for a Yuletide celebration? Yes? You are?! Then wipe that roll of pennies and empty WD-40 can off your track pad and get to readin’ because we’ve got the guide for you. No longer will you need to wonder whether “Feliz Navidad” is a crawling through dirty diapers to find your iceberg-lettuce-garland kind of tune. (It’s not, but “All I Want For Christmas Is You” IS!)
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