Well, DUH! Every Great High School Cafeteria Has Coca Cola!
Tennis Balls? We're Talking About Tennis… Balls.
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
Today It Would Be a Rihanna/Chris Brown Reference, No?
Cher:Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times.
Tai: Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive!
LOL, Drug Addiction Is Fun!
Travis: I joined this program and there's steps. There's… uh…
Yeah, how'd you know?
Ohhhh… Of Her Uterus And Stuff… Right?
Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization?
Thought This Was About Tanning. Seriously.
Cher: My birthday is in April and as someone older, can I please give you some advice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.
Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?
She's From New York, So… Guess That Makes Sense (?)
Tai: Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!
Me Too 🙁
Cher: Ew I hate muscles!
Tai: You know I don't really mind either way. Just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that.