By: LaRosaKnows

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‘Clueless’ Quotes That I Just Got

Well, DUH! Every Great High School Cafeteria Has Coca Cola!

:I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.

:Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don’t have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.

:No shit. You guys got Coke here?

:Yeah, this is America.

Tennis Balls? We're Talking About Tennis… Balls.

Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.

Today It Would Be a Rihanna/Chris Brown Reference, No?

Cher:Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times.


Tai: Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive!

LOL, Drug Addiction Is Fun!

Travis: I joined this program and there's steps. There's… uh…
Cher: Twelve?

Yeah, how'd you know?

Ohhhh… Of Her Uterus And Stuff… Right?

Cher: I want to do something for humanity.
Josh: How about sterilization?

Thought This Was About Tanning. Seriously.

Cher: My birthday is in April and as someone older, can I please give you some advice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.


Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Cher:A what?
Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?

She's From New York, So… Guess That Makes Sense (?)

Tai: Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!

Me Too 🙁

Cher: Ew I hate muscles!
Tai: You know I don't really mind either way. Just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that.

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