Chev Chelios ‘?? has been injected with a toxic amount of Testosterone. He only has two hours to find a cure before his balls explode. However, the insane amount of Testosterone has turned him into the coolest dude in the world. With great raditude comes great distractions: Chev must avoid the temptations of playing volleyball with hot babes, popping wheelies on motorcycles, and judging wet t-shirt contests.
CRANK: VAGINA
Chev Chelios ‘?? penis has been stolen, andreplaced with a vagina. Â
CRANK: CHICKEN FINGER FINGERS
Chev Chelios ‘?? fingers have been replaced withchicken fingers. He hasn ‘??t eaten in three days. He has to find his realfingers. He’s so hungry, but if eats his chicken finger fingers, he won’t be able to open doors. And he has to do two things today: kick some ass, and open doors. But it won ‘??t be easy: the chicken finger fingers have a sweet, savoryBBQ seasoning. They were fried the perfect amount, crispy and yet succulent. Also Chev gave up meat for Lent, and he’s super religious.
CRANK: ELBOW AND ARROWS
Chev Chelios ‘?? elbow has been replaced with a bowand arrows.
CRANK: DILDO HANDS
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hev Chelios hands have been replaced withdildos. He only has two hours to get his hands back. But it won ‘??t be easy-every woman he sees wants to use his dildo hands to pleasure themselves. To get his real hands back, he will have to avoid the rabidflocks of horny women. Can he avoid flocks of women trying to use his ligimentsfor masturbation purposes? What will he do with the dildos once he gets his handsback? Will he donate them to the lonely horny women? Try to sell them? Throw them away?
CRANK: 'I'M A GAY MAN' T-SHIRT
Chev Chelios ‘?? t-shirt has been stolen andreplaced with a shirt that says ‘??I ‘??m a Gay Man ‘? ‘. The shirt is very tight, soit ‘??s hard to get off. If he doesn ‘??t get it back, people will think he is a gay man. And as if things couldn’t get worse, he’s been dropped out of a helicopter…into the middle of a Gay Pride Parade.
CRANK: SONG STUCK IN HEAD
An evil scientist has injected a potion into ChevChelios with a terrible side effect: he has a U2 song stuck in his head.He can ‘??t stop thinking about it. It ‘??s really starting to piss him off. He can ‘??tremember what the song is called. It might be ‘??Zooropa ‘? ‘; It ‘??s definitely notone of the big singles. It might be on the Greatest Hits. They don ‘??t play itlive very often.
CRANK: CANKLES
Chev Chelios ankles have been replaced withcankles. He will have to get them back. But it won ‘??t be easy: his socks don ‘??tfit. He ‘??ll have to buy new socks.
When the grid goes down and society as we know it ends, can the dudes keep it together through the worst of times? Or will they be revert back to their primal nature.
Previous updates of familiar comics have produced interesting, thought-provoking and even poignant results…these just have a footnote saying Ziggy dies afterwards.
Get out of your rut with this (real) dating site for married people looking to have an affair. (From the sketch series Tragic Relief, made by people from The Onion and Upright Citizens Brigade.)
This magical time of year is about putting everyday life on hold and remembering the things that truly matter, like laughter and joy, and spending time with people you care about, and being able to semi-regularly eat five course meals and drink with reckless abandon free of judgement, and silently agreeing that chestnuts roasting on…
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Chev Chelios ‘?? has been injected with a toxic amount of Testosterone. He only has two hours to find a cure before his balls explode. However, the insane amount of Testosterone has turned him into the coolest dude in the world. With great raditude comes great distractions: Chev must avoid the temptations of playing volleyball with hot babes, popping wheelies on motorcycles, and judging wet t-shirt contests. 
Chev Chelios ‘?? fingers have been replaced withchicken fingers. He hasn ‘??t eaten in three days. He has to find his realfingers. He’s so hungry, but if eats his chicken finger fingers, he won’t be able to open doors. And he has to do two things today: kick some ass, and open doors. But it won ‘??t be easy: the chicken finger fingers have a sweet, savoryBBQ seasoning. They were fried the perfect amount, crispy and yet succulent. Also Chev gave up meat for Lent, and he’s super religious. 
Chev Chelios ‘?? elbow has been replaced with a bowand arrows. 
