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Mates Vs Presents: Top 5 Must Have Items for Your Soapbox Derby Race

August 9, 2011

5. Helmet – The only thing less sexy than helmet hair is your current hair.
4. Windbreaker Tracksuit – People always underestimate the guy who looks like he's trying to hard.
3. Polarized Goggles – Pedestrians will thank you.
2. Running Shoes – Just because you crash doesn't mean the race is over.
1. A Job – I mean, come on. ‘ Do something productive.

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AT&T Customer Service Rep Helps Out NSA

August 18, 2015

This weekend, The New York Times reported on the unprecedented assistance from AT&T in the release of billions of customers ‘ private emails to the NSA. And in an unlikely turn from AT&T ‘s traditional customer service practices, apparently these guys were all too eager to help.

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Toys”R”Upsetting – Ninja Tortoises & The Incredible Shrek – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

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March 10, 2015

Mamrie Hart, Yassir Lester and Jonah Ray write adverting slogans for terrible off-brand children’s toys. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T

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The Kloons

August 19, 2011

We all know that one individual who is incessantly involved in intense intangible spiritual quests and irrefutably infatuated with the ineffable. Well, inadvertent interruptions often introduce themselves….