By: MATES VS. From Pepsi MAX
5. Helmet – The only thing less sexy than helmet hair is your current hair.
4. Windbreaker Tracksuit – People always underestimate the guy who looks like he's trying to hard.
3. Polarized Goggles – Pedestrians will thank you.
2. Running Shoes – Just because you crash doesn't mean the race is over.
1. A Job – I mean, come on. ‘ Do something productive.