By: Team Pwnicorn
Gather ’round, kids. I want to tell you a story. It ‘s the story of The Scaramucci. I ‘ve seen him myself; seen him with my own two eyes. They say he ‘s still out there roaming, looking for helpless leakers, just like you ‘
Now that Lance Armstrong has been stripped of his titles for using performance enhancing drugs, the next man in line who wasn’t found guilt of doping is ready to don the yellow jersey in victory.