By: Keith Saltojanes

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5 Failed Movies with a NEW Planet of the Apes Twist

1. Judy Moody and the Silly Simian Summer

ORIGINAL TITLE: Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer
NEW APED-TITLE: Judy Moody and the Silly Simian Summer
This movie based on the popular kids book series cost $20million to make and has only earned $13.4 million to date. ‘ Sure, kids might not know what ‘??Simian ‘?? means,but once they see the apes on screen it won ‘??t even matter.


2. Mars Needs Ape-Moms

ORIGINAL TITLE: Mars Needs Moms
NEW APED-TITLE: Mars Needs Ape-Moms

Mars Needs Moms was the

most expensive bombs inHollywood history, costing at least $150 million to produce and grossing atotal $39 million. ‘ This small change would havemade all the difference.


3. Sucker Punch…But with Apes This Time!

ORIGINAL TITLE: SuckerPunch
NEW APED-TITLE: Sucker Punch…But with Apes This Time!

Thisfemale action-fantasy earned $89.8 million Worldwide and cost roughly $82million to produce. The film basically broke even, but with an addition of Apesdancing on tables, they would have made way more.


4. Green Lantern

ORIGINAL TITLE: Green Lantern
NEW APED-TITLE: Green Lantern

Costing at least $200 million to produce, this superheropic will top out at roughly $250 million, making nowhere near as much asanticipated. This isn ‘??t so much about changing the title, as it is just abetter casting choice. Yes, a chimpanzee can out act Ryan Reynolds.


5. Mel Gibson Goes Ape-Shit

ORIGINAL TITLE: The Beaver
NEW APED-TITLE: Mel Gibson Goes Ape-Shit

Just to prove he’s still nuts, Mel Gibson stars in this dramedy with a beaver puppet. This was the biggest flop of the year, costing the studio $20 million to makeand grossing less than $1 million. It’s not too late for the studio though; they just have to make Mr. Gibson look a little bit more like an Ape than he already does in real life.

And who wouldn ‘??t want to see Braveheart ‘??s William Wallace as a chimp?


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