By: Ken Furer
Dumbass Comments: The Preamble to the U.S. Constitution
The Preamble to the U.S. Constitution
Uploader: The Founding Fathers
Comments:
“insure domestic tranquility” WTF???
-colonialist69
maybe if u want to form a more perfect union u should start by not forming a run-on sentence.
-badass_blacksmith
seriously this preamble iz total bullsh*t i’ll take the articles of confederation anyyyy dayyyy!!
-patriot1776
“our posterity” hahahahaha because ass 😉
-ElFederalistoLoco
jeez why iz everybody has to be hating on the founding fatherz i dont see u establishing a bicameral congress or designing fundamental guiding principals 4 a fledgling nation so lay off bitches
-RedCoatHatur
OMG i LUV Ben Franklin and Gouverneur Morris u guyz r soooo hot! <3
-sexyquakerbitch
hey RedCoatHatur maybe u should learn to spel. also it’s principles not principals so get your homophones strait a$$hole.
-colonialist69
“homophones” hahahahaha because gay 😉
-El FederalistoLoco
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-tallowdiscounters
hey colonialist69 maybe u should learn to shut the f*ck up because or i will shoot u in head with and my musket >>> 2nd Amendment biatch!
-RedCoatHatur
wtf is the 2nd Amendment????
-colonialist69
keep reading a$$hole.
-RedCoatHatur
Thanks everyone! This is exactly the kind of healthy debate we are hoping to engender. We feel optimistic about our nation’s future.
-foundingfatherz
“engender” hahahahaha because sex 😉
-ElFederalistoLoco
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