By: Ken Furer

Dumbass Comments: The Preamble to the U.S. Constitution

Ken Furer, Funny Or Die Politics, Funny Or Die August 25, 2011

A team of prestigious historians recently discovered that various historical documents actually contain a “Comments Section.” Now we have a window into the same insightful and academically enriching discussions that we currently find on the Internet …

The Preamble to the U.S. Constitution

Uploader: The Founding Fathers

Comments:

“insure domestic tranquility” WTF???
-colonialist69

maybe if u want to form a more perfect union u should start by not forming a run-on sentence.
-badass_blacksmith

seriously this preamble iz total bullsh*t i’ll take the articles of confederation anyyyy dayyyy!!
-patriot1776

“our posterity” hahahahaha because ass 😉
-ElFederalistoLoco

jeez why iz everybody has to be hating on the founding fatherz i dont see u establishing a bicameral congress or designing fundamental guiding principals 4 a fledgling nation so lay off bitches
-RedCoatHatur

OMG i LUV Ben Franklin and Gouverneur Morris u guyz r soooo hot! <3
-sexyquakerbitch

hey RedCoatHatur maybe u should learn to spel. also it’s principles not principals so get your homophones strait a$$hole.
-colonialist69

“homophones” hahahahaha because gay 😉
-El FederalistoLoco

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-tallowdiscounters

hey colonialist69 maybe u should learn to shut the f*ck up because or i will shoot u in head with and my musket >>> 2^nd Amendment biatch!
-RedCoatHatur

wtf is the 2^nd Amendment????
-colonialist69

keep reading a$$hole.
-RedCoatHatur

Thanks everyone! This is exactly the kind of healthy debate we are hoping to engender. We feel optimistic about our nation’s future.
-foundingfatherz

“engender” hahahahaha because sex 😉
-ElFederalistoLoco

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