By: Oh, News!
I ‘d like to thank all the awesome headline writers at the Washington Post for this award. And of course, Gadhafi, for without him and his ferrets, none of us would ever be here. (via Jessica Stephens: http://twitpic.com/6hd3in)
The NYPD are declining to make arrests and turning their backs on the mayor. Pretty sure that means they have to give us rides on their horses.
People will watch ‘Waterworld’ for tips.
Every year, the U.S. Patents Office copyrights 57 new sex acts. Who gets those patents is decided by Mr. Stevens and Mrs. Davis – collectively known as The Committee. In each episode, a different hopeful pitches to the Department of Amatory Copyright in the hope that their imaginative new sex act will become this years’ Rusty Trombone.
Manitowoc Minute host Charlie Berens talks about Wisconsin mom strapping kid to roof, Kevin Spacey’s treatment and the undefeated Wisconsin Badgers.
Karaoke Killing
We went to a bar and asked people why they celebrate #CincoDeMayo. Add “FunnyOrDie” on Snapchat to see more.