By: Ken Furer
#IWannaSlap Radio Shack for this sponsored tweet.
#WorstThingsAboutBeingSingle ‘You eat at Arby's.
Come on Best Buy, you can do better than this. ‘Idea for next year: “Check out our BluRay players because we no longer sell VCRRRRRRS!”
From the folks who brought you the Double Down. ‘#WhyAmericaIsFat
Really? ‘From “Where's the beef?” to “Don't fumble your hamburger?” Dave Thomas must be rolling over in his square-shaped grave. ‘Might as well just raise your prices $6 and change your name to Qwikster while you're at it.
This one is just baffling. ‘But then again, so are the people who follow Chili's on Twitter.
Apparently the Dorito's social media marketing guy is a total stoner. #MakesSense
Sometimes companies try to start their own trending topics:
Thanks for clarifying the time zone, Oreo. ‘Is that 2PM Central?
#IfTwitterWereHighSchool, Nextag would be your cheesy algebra teacher who sings songs about the quadratic formula and wears fish ties on Fridays.