By: DASjr
Lyrics changed to match the video. Spoken cameo by Obscurus Lupa (from ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com). Based on a concept by Dustin McLean (DustFilms.com). Performed, edited, and written by David A. Scott.
First. Gay. NOOB. Usually that’s the best you can expect from a YouTube comment, but sometimes you get pure genius too.
Hey FOD, your friends from Best Worst Advice visiting again, and for once we’re actually here to celebrate a celebrity who needs no advice at all. If you’re like us, you watched Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino give one of the all-time funniest performances in Comedy Central’s Celebrity Roast history last night. In fact, he was so funny that he had to explain his jokes to people a few times! And the crowd loved it, too. They even started yelling, “BOOOOOOO!” as an obvious pet name and term of endearment. And everyone today is saying that he bombed, which we assume means past tense for “He is the bomb.” That’s right, the Sitch, as his billions of loyal, intelligent fans call him, thumbed his nose at the thought of having a joke writer and he took Donald Trump and the rest of the event’s celebrities to task, reminding us that he is so much more than sculpted abs and a GED-equivalent education. He’s the greatest comedian in the history of mankind. Here is a collection of some of his jokes that didn’t make the cut last night.
Here is the opening for our fourth show (7/26/13)
Your favorite comic strips not-so-subtly infused with lyrics by some of the greatest rap artists of all time.
Justin Bieber gets shot on CSI and everyone is upset as Never Say Never plays and things get real crazy.
#1. Got his well done steak back after a stray dog snatched it off the dinner table.